THE "DON'T BE A REFUNDER" CLAUSE
This software is BETA!! Buyers participating in the beta program are getting SPECIAL pricing in exchange for NOT asking for a refund under any circumstances! Zip, Ziltch, Nada, None, no refunds!
You also agree NOT to make a chargeback of ANY kind against us. Chargebacks kill digital marketers and their payment processing; don't be douche!
If you are not 100% sure that you understand what this means or have ANY questions about the software's validity, use, or value, we implore you not to buy it!
Turn back, none who enter here returns!! It's worse than the Hotel California; there is no getting out!! Don't do it, turn back now!!
If, for some unforeseen reason, you can not keep up with the monthly payment, you are able to sell and/or transfer your site to another person. If you attempt to do a chargeback for the software, you will 100% lose this right!
THE "DON'T BE A DOUBLE DOUCHE" CLAUSE
You also swear on all that is holy to you that you will not subvert, decompile, copy, rip off, get around our licensing, hack, or steal our software and/or IP (intellectual property). If you do, you will pay ALL court costs and attorney fees related to any litigation and pay us a shitload of money for being a double douche. ALL litigation will happen, be handled, and be attended to in the great state of Texas, USA.
THE "WE AREN'T RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR SHIT" CLAUSE
We are 100% not to be held responsible for what you post or do with your TSD site. You are to fully indemnify us from any liability related to your use of our software. Content, images, etc, are all your responsibility, not ours.
THE "WE'LL GET YOU THE INFO ASAP" CLAUSE
We will send you instructions by email. The email will be coming from [email protected]; please whitelist this email address.
THE "TSD IS NOT MAGIC" CLAUSE
Contrary to what existing users seem to be posting online TSD is NOT magic. We make no guarantees as to what it can and does do. ALL SEO takes effort, TSD is no different. And just like ALL SEO, success is determined by the whims, wants, and desires of the Google (and other) algorithms.
THE "TECH THAT WE USE" CLAUSE
We have spent a LOT of time tunning this system for the best performance and ROI. We are using a VERY integrated and controlled tech stack to make TSD work at its peak. We ask that you allow us to set these up, host them, and tune them for you. It will make it MUCH easier on everybody. We have found that it's just WAY easier on everybody if we do it for you. Please allow us to use this specific tech and do it for you, as it's the ONLY tech we can support.
THE "IF YOU STILL WANT TO BUY" CLAUSE
But hey, if you DO know that you want this and you DO understand what it does and what it's used for, hopefully, the other possible 10 new licensees haven't already bought while you were reading this.
If you accept what's probably the worst and harshest Terms Of Use and License Agreement you've ever seen, click the box and hit next.
